Not eating = Stomachache & really hungry
Eating = Stomachache & Nausea
Eating only a little = Stomachache & still hungry
Eating a lot = Stomachache & bloated feeling
Drinking diet soda = Stomachache & jittery from caffeine
Drinking just water = Stomachache & tired from lack of caffeine
Don’t drink anything = Stomachache & really fucking thirsty
I give up, stomach, just give me a list of demands so you can stop holding me hostage please.